The Kingdom of Womble 1613 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.426 billion Womble 1613ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 1613ian economy, worth 410 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 43,525 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,528 per year while the poor average 2,728, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1613's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 1613 is ranked 228,968^th in the world and 2,860^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.